How to make dse

Dse is a yummy food. First, pore 4 punds of butter into a blender, along with a rotton apple. Put some Yoyol cake in it if you want to change its posion chance from 100% to 99.9999999999999999999999999999999999999%. Put as much dirt as you can in the blender, and put it in an oven while the blender is turned on and bake it for 10 houres in the oven. Then you have the best food ever, dse.